Passion Parties...EXPLICIT CONTENT

Fiesta de Passssssionn ;o).....

PASSION PARTIES. I've never been to one so I was ready for a couple of hours of humiliation and embarrassing takes on how to make your sex life breathtakingly better....wait no.....SEXIER, STEAMIER, MORE PLEASURRRABLE. I was wrong, it wasn't THAT embarrassing, it was actually quite fun and interesting. The host which is a friend of a friend, invited me because she thinks I'm awesome(just to point that out :p) was great. She had wine, appetizers and miniature sandwiches to keep our bellies satisfied while the main host arrived. Once the main host arrived, she began to fill us in on lotions, scents, oils, toys and vibrators. Now, I won't get into vibrators much, I'll leave that to your imagination but here are some things that looked, tasted, and felt good to me, ENJOY!!

• Fireworks Body Gel- this is an edible clear body lotion. Blow on the applied areas, or create friction and feel the temperature rise and it tastes yummy, the passion fruit one at least.


• Nipple Nibblers- gives your partner a tasteful surprise when you apply yeah like the title says on your nipples lol oh and your can use it on your lips too.


• Pure Instinct- is a unisex scent and it smells different on every person. I thought this was kind of cool. It's a powerful attractant and its' supposed to heighten your sexual desire...basically get you a lot hornier lol.
  
• Ready to Go -women apply it to there ummm bean lol (you know what that is people I'm being a bit bashful) and it gives them a tingling cool sensation which will intensify sexual enjoyment. One of the girls actually went to the bathroom and tried this let's just say she was turning all kinds of red lol


• Tasty Tease- is for oral sex, the woman eats it and it numbs your throat so you won't get that gag reflex and it taste good so if your swallowing and don't really like the taste..your good lol. For men, the woman can apply Sweet Sensations, it comes it different flavors so if he liked it before he'll like it even more lol.

GIGI....now GiGi is in bold because the host says she is man and woman's best friend lol. Get this...if ever it's one of thosssseeee days like "I got my period or I'm too tired or whatever" GiGi does what a females do with a little help of course lol. It's basically a masturbating sleeve. You lubricate it, apply it to your man's member and start stroking it. To a man if feels just like a real vagina because it's ribbed inside and when he's ready to ejaculate the woman can pull it back and GiGi will swallow lmao.....beautiful lol. The host actually lubricated one for us and the girls got to insert theirs fingers to feel what a man would feel. I have to say it's a pretty damn good replica of the real thing. Anyway I really don't know what's better than the REAL thing but hey I think it's great to have these options.

If you've never been to a passion party I recommend it. It's great if you want a girl's night in...and hey even invite guys (don't be selfish it's about getting them off too lol). It's fun, it's interesting and let' s face it adventurous sex is really not a bad thing.

Dee

P.S.

Ride 'Em Cow Girl---really good Illustrative book on sexual positions....yummy lol

Starry Night

I was recently introduced to Pablo Neruda's poetry. Now this man has a wayyyyyy with words. Absolutely Beautiful really is the only way to describe it. Every line is an
E X P L O T I O N of emotions.

On this snowy night, I came across this.

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.Write, for example, "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance."

Short.Simple.Exquisite.

The Kardashians are Super Humans...lol

So, Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her son Mason :)...it was shown on national tv this past weekend and I have to say I was amazed. This bitch truley pulled out her infant from her vajayjay....like herself. wtf??? I mean there was no panting, no screaming, no GIVE ME THE FUCKING DRUGS!!!! lol .....Chelsea Lately couldn't have put it any better.......




Seriously.

Happy.

Liked and Posted.

I'll See You Later, Papa.

So I say farewell, til the day I see you again. It's really not about letting you go, because really...............that's impossible.

Take care of the pieces of my heart that you have taken with you, I gladly give them away & when we meet again, my heart will be whole again.

I love you, Papa Bear

Siempre.

I Could See His Face

We were laughing. How quickly we are to take these moments for granted. My mother, my father and I were laughing so hard our stomaches hurt in consequence. In walking to back to my room that drunken feeling of happiness was all of a sudden shattered by my mother's cries. I turned and saw her on the phone helplessly crying looking as if she couldn't even breathe. I asked what was wrong, but I knew. With complete sadness, my father with nothing more than a whisper answers... "your grandfather is gone." The rest is chaos.

He died at home with his wife and oldest son by his side. By the time we arrived, they had all ready taken him. On the way over all I could think of was, what if he's till there? what if they hadn't come for him yet and he still ly there?.....motionless. Will I still not have the courage to say goodbye? He never got to see me, never got the proof that I cared. I was too late.

The morphine was still in his fridge along with all the other medications that would dull him from the pain. His sheets were still in the bed...his favorite blanket remained untouched since they'd taken him. I could feel him all around me...but I couldn't see his face. I wanted so bad to see his face, but I was too late.

Papa used to whistle to me when I was a child. I used to tell him to sing to me but he used to whistle instead. It was like a humming whistle though kind of different......I loved it. On our way back home, while my mother and father talked and even laughed about how great my grandfather was, I sat in silence on the backseat. In that hour, I imagined I was five and my grandfather sat and whistled next to me. I could see his face...how it was then..... I could see his face.

I love you.

A terribly sad,
Darleny

500 Days of Summer

"Narrator: This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie 'The Graduate'. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent's marriage she'd only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story. "


What a sweet surprise this was. I am the ultimate sucker for romantic comedies. As far as these movies go, nothing makes me happier than your typical boy meets girl>>>falls in love with girl>>>>>boy ends up with girl plot. (with some sort of conflict to overcome right smack in the middle of course) lol. This movie was different though. It's not you typical fairy tale ending but a happy one overall. More than anything....realistic. This movie is a movie that I'm sure all of us who have been in a relationship can relate to. I mean step by step I saw a little of Tom in me (lead guy played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) It's really really a treat...so WATCH IT.





"Narrator: If Tom had learned anything... it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event. Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. Nothing more than coincidence. "








SERIOUSLY THOUGH>>>WATCH IT :) lol