Passion Parties...EXPLICIT CONTENT

Fiesta de Passssssionn ;o).....

PASSION PARTIES. I've never been to one so I was ready for a couple of hours of humiliation and embarrassing takes on how to make your sex life breathtakingly better....wait no.....SEXIER, STEAMIER, MORE PLEASURRRABLE. I was wrong, it wasn't THAT embarrassing, it was actually quite fun and interesting. The host which is a friend of a friend, invited me because she thinks I'm awesome(just to point that out :p) was great. She had wine, appetizers and miniature sandwiches to keep our bellies satisfied while the main host arrived. Once the main host arrived, she began to fill us in on lotions, scents, oils, toys and vibrators. Now, I won't get into vibrators much, I'll leave that to your imagination but here are some things that looked, tasted, and felt good to me, ENJOY!!

• Fireworks Body Gel- this is an edible clear body lotion. Blow on the applied areas, or create friction and feel the temperature rise and it tastes yummy, the passion fruit one at least.


• Nipple Nibblers- gives your partner a tasteful surprise when you apply yeah like the title says on your nipples lol oh and your can use it on your lips too.


• Pure Instinct- is a unisex scent and it smells different on every person. I thought this was kind of cool. It's a powerful attractant and its' supposed to heighten your sexual desire...basically get you a lot hornier lol.
  
• Ready to Go -women apply it to there ummm bean lol (you know what that is people I'm being a bit bashful) and it gives them a tingling cool sensation which will intensify sexual enjoyment. One of the girls actually went to the bathroom and tried this let's just say she was turning all kinds of red lol


• Tasty Tease- is for oral sex, the woman eats it and it numbs your throat so you won't get that gag reflex and it taste good so if your swallowing and don't really like the taste..your good lol. For men, the woman can apply Sweet Sensations, it comes it different flavors so if he liked it before he'll like it even more lol.

GIGI....now GiGi is in bold because the host says she is man and woman's best friend lol. Get this...if ever it's one of thosssseeee days like "I got my period or I'm too tired or whatever" GiGi does what a females do with a little help of course lol. It's basically a masturbating sleeve. You lubricate it, apply it to your man's member and start stroking it. To a man if feels just like a real vagina because it's ribbed inside and when he's ready to ejaculate the woman can pull it back and GiGi will swallow lmao.....beautiful lol. The host actually lubricated one for us and the girls got to insert theirs fingers to feel what a man would feel. I have to say it's a pretty damn good replica of the real thing. Anyway I really don't know what's better than the REAL thing but hey I think it's great to have these options.

If you've never been to a passion party I recommend it. It's great if you want a girl's night in...and hey even invite guys (don't be selfish it's about getting them off too lol). It's fun, it's interesting and let' s face it adventurous sex is really not a bad thing.

Dee

P.S.

Ride 'Em Cow Girl---really good Illustrative book on sexual positions....yummy lol

Starry Night

I was recently introduced to Pablo Neruda's poetry. Now this man has a wayyyyyy with words. Absolutely Beautiful really is the only way to describe it. Every line is an
E X P L O T I O N of emotions.

On this snowy night, I came across this.

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.Write, for example, "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance."

Short.Simple.Exquisite.

The Kardashians are Super Humans...lol

So, Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her son Mason :)...it was shown on national tv this past weekend and I have to say I was amazed. This bitch truley pulled out her infant from her vajayjay....like herself. wtf??? I mean there was no panting, no screaming, no GIVE ME THE FUCKING DRUGS!!!! lol .....Chelsea Lately couldn't have put it any better.......




Seriously.

Happy.

Liked and Posted.

I'll See You Later, Papa.

So I say farewell, til the day I see you again. It's really not about letting you go, because really...............that's impossible.

Take care of the pieces of my heart that you have taken with you, I gladly give them away & when we meet again, my heart will be whole again.

I love you, Papa Bear

Siempre.

I Could See His Face

We were laughing. How quickly we are to take these moments for granted. My mother, my father and I were laughing so hard our stomaches hurt in consequence. In walking to back to my room that drunken feeling of happiness was all of a sudden shattered by my mother's cries. I turned and saw her on the phone helplessly crying looking as if she couldn't even breathe. I asked what was wrong, but I knew. With complete sadness, my father with nothing more than a whisper answers... "your grandfather is gone." The rest is chaos.

He died at home with his wife and oldest son by his side. By the time we arrived, they had all ready taken him. On the way over all I could think of was, what if he's till there? what if they hadn't come for him yet and he still ly there?.....motionless. Will I still not have the courage to say goodbye? He never got to see me, never got the proof that I cared. I was too late.

The morphine was still in his fridge along with all the other medications that would dull him from the pain. His sheets were still in the bed...his favorite blanket remained untouched since they'd taken him. I could feel him all around me...but I couldn't see his face. I wanted so bad to see his face, but I was too late.

Papa used to whistle to me when I was a child. I used to tell him to sing to me but he used to whistle instead. It was like a humming whistle though kind of different......I loved it. On our way back home, while my mother and father talked and even laughed about how great my grandfather was, I sat in silence on the backseat. In that hour, I imagined I was five and my grandfather sat and whistled next to me. I could see his face...how it was then..... I could see his face.

I love you.

A terribly sad,
Darleny

500 Days of Summer

"Narrator: This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie 'The Graduate'. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent's marriage she'd only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story. "


What a sweet surprise this was. I am the ultimate sucker for romantic comedies. As far as these movies go, nothing makes me happier than your typical boy meets girl>>>falls in love with girl>>>>>boy ends up with girl plot. (with some sort of conflict to overcome right smack in the middle of course) lol. This movie was different though. It's not you typical fairy tale ending but a happy one overall. More than anything....realistic. This movie is a movie that I'm sure all of us who have been in a relationship can relate to. I mean step by step I saw a little of Tom in me (lead guy played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) It's really really a treat...so WATCH IT.





"Narrator: If Tom had learned anything... it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event. Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. Nothing more than coincidence. "








SERIOUSLY THOUGH>>>WATCH IT :) lol

Boyce Avenue.

"Boyce Avenue, a Florida-based band popular for its strong acoustic roots and melodic rock sound, consists of the three brothers Alejandro, Fabian, and Daniel Manzano" This cover of Apologize by OneRepublic is awesome. I think I actually like it more than the original version. Anyway, this band does covers starting from Omarion, to Rihanna, to the Verve Pipe. Kudos for them...really talented.



By the way I love his hands.(the one playing the piano whose name is Alejandro)...just sayin lol

P.S.

Just posting two more becuz I love them so much. :P

Because of You-Ne-Yo & Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon

I Think of Moments Like These...

When I'm down I usually think of random things, sayings, moments that I've shared with people...happy ones of course. This one came in mind today. Actually its come to mind a lot of times. Just because my sister said it and my sister is just a m a z i n g.


Me: I feel like my heart was just put in a blender.


Paola: Put it on ice, some brugal, y listo! one heart daquiry will teach people not to fuck with you no more!! TRY IT! After the fisrt drink, it taste bitter, but the rest will go down and give you strength, courage, and a brand new steel heart!

Family is the best medicine.

It's Almost Time....Yet It's Too Late.

My grandfather is dying. It's been such a long time since I've seen him....because I was too scared to see him like this and now it's too late. He won't remember me. My grandfather is dying. He's been slowly dying for a while...and I was too much of a coward to go see him when he was still able to smile. So that I can hug him and see him curve those lips into that warm smile he had. So that I can say I love him. He's dying & now all I that I can do is go and say goodbye.

Heartbroken.
Darleny.

I Am Not Alone In This Web of Mine...

"Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone.....Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you're not alone"- Glitter in the Air-Pink


You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.
Charlotte, "Charlotte's Web"




I. A M. N O T. A L O N E


-a sleepless but in all.....content.....Darleny.

Loss of Words.

You ever have those days where there is so much you want to say but you don't even know where to begin?

I don't know what to write, but I want to write, I feel like I have to because truth is this always makes me feel better...even when I'm already feeling good......you feel me? Usually when I can't really describe what I'm feeling I look for quotes or even think back to song lyrics that will reflect what's on my mind. I'm B L A N K. I don't know meng. Maybe all my emotions are just cancelling eachother out...is that even possible? lol

Or maybe it's just anger that's really taking over. lol. 23 hours out of the day I want to punch somebody in the face. I seriously don't know what's wrong with me. I think it's my job. I've been there for 7 years and my co workers and the patients are just urking the living crap out of me. I mean I told a patient that she needed to check herself the other day. Who does that? I DO. My co-worker/my wannabe boss... bitched at me about going on line at work...how it really bothers her and I straight up told her I don't give a fuck . Oh and let's not forget that anytime one of the doctors tells me to take an x-ray I've literally thought of jamming my pen into one of their eyeballs. Sick right? I mean give me a room with a whole bunch of shit I could break and it's on ...don't ask me why... these things shouldn't be bothering me.

Anyway....LIGHTBULB!! I think the reason I feeling so -weird-(for the lack of a better word) today is because of this crazy ass dream I had last night. I dreamt that my father was hit by a car and that he died. The dream better yet...this nightmare revolved around his wake and funeral. It was horrible. I've never had a dream like that....coffin and everything. I wonder what it means??

Well that's all folks..my bed awaits me.
This was a shitty blog entry....eh fuck it.
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THE B E S T.

THE ABSOLUTE

BEST PERFORMANCE

OF THE 2010 GRAMMYS.

Just Sayin.......I think so.

P. S.

Travis Barker..I N S A N E on those drums.